Monday, September 28, 2009

Initiation

In my past occupational experience, I find that there is some type of event or encounter that must be had in order to become fully enmeshed in the office culture. At the restaurant where I worked in college, it involved being in the building after hours, after dark, and having an experience with the "ghosts" that inhabited the environs. At my last job, it was enjoying all of the lovely, stinky and thoroughly dangerous encounters with the transients/meth addicts.

My current place of employment has a different sort of problem... prostitution. And no, I'm not kidding.

It's been just over three months, and I finally witnessed my first "pick up." And luckily, this special moment was captured on film for you all to enjoy. Or to be completely incredulous, like I was. Either way...

Oh yeah, and did I mention that this particular "working woman" is on crutches?

It would be comical if it wasn't so sad.








Busted.

8 comments:

Abby said...

Oh. My. Gosh.

So did you call the cops and report the sicko? Wow. I really can't believe that craziness. I bet you and your office crew were simply agog.

Caitlin said...

No. Way. That is crazy!!!

Kimba said...

On crutches. I wonder if she gave a discount?

Tori said...

Hahahahahahahaha! You should give her a chair to dance on--she'd probably get way more customers. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything...

Kenna said...

oh. my. gosh.

I have nothing to even say to that, which is rare.

eekers.

Michelle L said...

Hmmmm.....what if this young lady was actually calling her visiting teacher, who then picked her up to take her to a doctor's appointment. Just a thought.

Ashley said...

Sad! Why can't you find a DECENT place to work?--in Utah for crying out loud??? And honestly-crutches? What a desperate dude (or chick, I guess; let's not jump to conclusions.)

Cindy said...

I guess you gotta pay the medical bills somehow.