Initiation

In my past occupational experience, I find that there is some type of event or encounter that must be had in order to become fully enmeshed in the office culture. At the restaurant where I worked in college, it involved being in the building after hours, after dark, and having an experience with the "ghosts" that inhabited the environs. At my last job, it was enjoying all of the lovely, stinky and thoroughly dangerous encounters with the transients/meth addicts.

My current place of employment has a different sort of problem... prostitution. And no, I'm not kidding.

It's been just over three months, and I finally witnessed my first "pick up." And luckily, this special moment was captured on film for you all to enjoy. Or to be completely incredulous, like I was. Either way...

Oh yeah, and did I mention that this particular "working woman" is on crutches?

It would be comical if it wasn't so sad.

Busted.