Wednesday, July 9, 2008

My uncle went to high school with Warren Jeffs

He did. Really. Back when Jeffs claimed he didn't want to live a polygamist lifestyle. Hmm.

This morning I got out of my car and saw a water bottle propped up against the fence that separates the parking lot from my building. It was filled with pee.

I guess I should be glad it wasn't vomit and that I didn't step in it. Or that whomever chose to use the bottle didn't just go against the building.

I'm just surprised it was a water bottle instead of a vodka bottle.


Kenna said...

Let's get one thing straight kiddo, if you EVER find a vodka bottle, you had friggin' better pick it up and give it to me.

Ashley said...

What if it has pee instead of vodka in it Kenna? You still want it?

Kenna said...

NO, let me clarify myself. If it is a Vodka bottle, filled with VODKA, then I want it. Leave the pee bottle for some drunk to drink and figure out his mistake.